Silent Alarm Clock Fun Novelty Birthday Prank Joke Secret Santa Adult Xmas Gift
£5.95
Guaranteed to make you jump out of bed! Wake up to warm glowing feeling!
Guaranteed to make you jump out of bed! Wake up to warm glowing feeling!
How To Use:
When you retire to bed, insert candle up your rear end to the hour you wish to be wakened at.
Light the wick and go to sleep on your stomach.
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CAUTION!
Take care not to fart in bed as this may blow out your alarm clock.
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THIS IS A NOVELTY ADULT GIFT ITEM ONLY AND IS NOT INTENDED FOR REAL USE.
