Novelty gifts and gadgets are our specialty at ExactlyWhatINeeded.com, where we stock a huge range of the latest and most unique gifts for all occasions. Make an impact and go beyond the conventions of gift giving with our range of innovative, quirky and exciting gifts.
Whether it’s Christmas, Easter, a birthday, a wedding, and anniversary, a promotion or any other occasion, you can find the perfect gift to say exactly what you want to say when you shop our extensive range. With novelty gifts designed to amuse, entertain, shock and delight just about everyone, we’ve got exactly what you need.
Our selection of novelty gifts includes gifts for her, gifts for him and gifts for couples, while we also stock the very best of personalised novelty gifts for when you want to show them how unique and special they are. We pride ourselves on our wide selection, with novelty toys, clothing, kitchenware, homeware, gadgets and accessories all available. State-of-the-art gadgets designed to fill just about any niche desire are also on offer, while you can also find the ideal stag do or hen party gifts in our selection of rude gifts.
If you’ve left your gift hunting to the last minute, there’s no need to worry. We offer superfast delivery to make sure you get your gift in time for the big day.
Voodoo Doll Kitchen Chopping Board Novelty Secret Santa Xmas Birthday Gift Box
£11.95Let that vengeful streak in you loose on those unsuspecting but innocent vegetables.
After-all…they are only going to get eaten anyway so chop, hack, slice and bash away!!
This Chopping Board is made of tempered Glass, so you can drop it and place heavy things down on it…it will not break! Little plastic pads are also inserted on the base so that the board can sit well on any surface.
Funny Memo Office Pads Notepad Novelty Retro Fun Xmas Gift Secret Santa Present
£2.95- Fun and hilarious Memo Pads to choose from.
- Perfect for Secret Santa and Stocking Fillers.
- Packaged in a polybag with a colour headercard.
- Fifty tear-off sheets measuring 112 mm Wide x 155 mm High. (Approx)
Novelty Reindeer or Santa Snack Mug Biscuit Pocket Holder Coffee Tea Xmas Gift
£10.95- Dishwasher & Microwave safe
- Unique pocket design
- Perfect novelty Christmas gift
- Ceramic mug
X Rated Candy Sweets
£4.95Definitely not your traditional declarations of love; each 45g pack contains x-rated messages on candy tablets in assorted fruit flavours and colours.
Perfect novelty gift all year round!
A great secret Santa or stocking filler!
Blow Job Mouth Mint Spray
£4.9525ml spearmint mouth spray – it’s the perfect size to keep in your purse or handbag. You never know when you’ll need it.
Perfect novelty gift all year round!
A great secret Santa or stocking filler!
Edible Chocolate Anus
£8.95A stylish looking box containing fine British chocolates – surely the perfect gift for all occasions? Or not.
Chocolate anuses are as outrageous as they are delicious, so it’s no surprise they are one of our top selling lines.
Dunking Dickies Shortbread Willy Biscuits
£7.95Traditional British made shortbread biscuits, perfect if you enjoy a buttery biscuit with your tea. Just the one slight difference from other brands willy shaped.
And they taste as good as they look.
Pug Dog Burlesque Sequin Nipple Tassels
£7.95Novelty Pug nipple tassels
Decorated with sequins
Stick on
A really funny gift for ChristmasThey are easily applied with skin safe, double-sided tape (two strips included)
Perfect for your pair of puppies.
Co-Worker Voodoo Doll
£8.95Avenge yourself with this stress reducing doll that will calm you down after your work mate has wound you up. Just get those pins out and stab away!
The size of the doll is approx 20cm x 10cm
B*itch Voodoo Doll
£8.95Release your anger and frustration at your friend with this best selling Voodoo Doll.
Includes pins to stab and settle your score! Don’t get mad, get even!
The size of the doll is approx 20cm x 10cm
Lazy B*tch Duster Floor Cleaner Slippers
£11.95Tired of having to bend down to mop up those spills?
Frustrated with the mess people bring in with their shoes?
Fear Not!! These Duster Slippers will eliminate that irritating, strenuous and time consuming need to grab a cloth and get on your knees! Just do the shuffle with your feet and let the slippers soak up the mess!
-
Stop Snoring Glow in the Dark Bell Joke Prank Fun Xmas Secret Santa Novelty Gift
This “GLOW IN THE DARK” STOP SNORING Hand Bell is your all essential bedroom accessory that will have it’s own place on your bedside table. Even in pitch dark, with all that howling noise going on you will be able to easily locate and use your bell which will be sure to eliminate any unwanted anti-social snoring.
Get ringing and get back to sleep!!
£10.95£9.95
