Grow A Mistress

Sometimes we all just need to let loose and have some fun. And with Grow a Mistress, you’ll have the perfect woman to do that with! She’s drop-dead gorgeous, a great laugh and she’s always up for a wild time. She’ll be the love of your life, and what’s more you’ll be able to show her off wherever you go!

A funny rude gift, Grow a Mistress is just what you need if you’re after a bit of a confidence boost at work and at home. There’s no drama with this beautiful babe, just pure fun, jokes and good times. She loves a dip in the water, and will grow up to six times her size when she’s in there for 72 hours. As she slowly shrinks back down in size after, you’ll be able to show her off to new admirers time and time again. You can take her to the movies, go for romantic dinners or can just chill out in the comfort of your own home? she’s up for anything! Or, why not bring her out with the lads and watch their eyes light up with envy?

This funny gift for him is the perfect choice for stag parties or a novelty secret Santa gift for your best mate or work pal. Grow a Mistress is a hilarious prank gift that is sure to have everybody in stitches and remembering her for a long time after.

She has the ability to grow six times his size when left submerged in water for 72 hours.

Made of a sponge-like non-toxic material which expands when placed into water, and when taken out of water slowly shrinks back down to its normal size too, so this product can be used time and time again.