Grow A Dork

Grow a Dork is your ideal companion if you’re looking for a friend with undying loyalty and an infinite collection of comic books and board games! A fun novelty gift, this loveable loser is clever, charmingly awkward, cute (in some ways), and won’t take any attention away from your at parties? presuming he’s invited.

He’s there to help with homework, provide an opponent for your next Dungeons and Dragons game, and to have you in stitches with his laugh snorts! To Grow a Dork, you just need to add this nerdy little guy to water and watch him do his times tables as he multiplies in size. He?ll grow up to six times, before slowly returning to his normal size ? meaning you can play with this joke gift time and time again!

This funny gift is the ideal prank for just about anyone, and is guaranteed to draw more than a few choruses of laughs from whoever?s around. We all have that one friend who’s a bit of a dork, so why not give Grow a Dork to them and make their dreams come true. They’ll finally have someone with even less street cred than them, and it might even mean you won’t have to join in on their next Star Trek marathon!

Made of a sponge-like non-toxic material which expands when placed into water, and when taken out of water slowly shrinks back down to its normal size too, so this product can be used time and time again.